How to make your.......

[Big Fish Billy]

doctor's office assistant speechless.....

Went in for my physical the other day, first appearance oin the office this year, and the young lady at the counter gave me this to fill out, that to fill out, wanted to make a copy of this, wanted to make a copy of that....I said, "how 'bout we just say I'm an illegal immigrant"...silence filled the palace.....then they all started laughing....they recogned they had enough info on file.......

[bigfish4me]

HA ha Billy......then it would have been free

[worldcat lemon]

walked into SeaTac airport, they directed me toward the scanners, and I stopped at the scanner and said "no way am I going to let you scan me", I then reached in my pocket and pulled out a pair of rubber gloves and said " I would prefer a body cavity search", with a straight face!

Now that stopped em' in their tracks, and when I grinned they all busted up laughing