Since it's valentines day I thought I'd tell y'all a love story
It all started with a boat. I was hellbent on buying a 27 contender. Problem was I didn't have enough money to buy the boat. That's when I started thinking....
My house was cool- hot tub, foozeball table, kingsize bed in the middle of my bedroom that I named "Paradise Island". I was a wannabe player but I had my moments.
Anyway, I decided that if I got a roomate, the rent would be enough to make my boat payment

Hmmmmm....If I got a roomate, it might as well be a young hot single girl

Even better- A hot girl with a dog! that way she wouldn't mind feeding mine while I was out fishing.

Brilliant!
I was 33 at the time and decided she needed to be 24 - 30 years old. The more I thought about it, the more I imagined all her friends coming over wearing skimpy little outfits and having pillow fights etc... Wow!
So I posted a few ads on the internet and told everyone what I was looking for in a roomate and after a few rejects....low and behold Emily shows up. 26year old hottie with a basset hound. Perfect!!! I even rented her the master bedroom to get an additional $50 rent.
I bought my boat!
Although the boat thing was working, the girl thing wasn't going as planned

turns out she was a "nice" girl with a really dorky boyfriend

and her only friends that came over were as big as giant bluefin

. I wasn't really attracted to roomie at all so when we were hanging out, I would tell her all my stories....everything

We became pretty good friends and she ended up getting another job and moved 1hr away and broke up with her boyfriend.
Well, I guess she got kinda homesick and I sure wasn't complaining one night when she showed back up....
Next thing I know (1 year later), it's sunset and I'm on my knee on the deck of
HOTROD MARLIN with a ring in my hand.
That was 2 years ago and now we got the little one on the way

and the boat is for sale
Things sure change fast!
Writing this makes me think that maybe I oughta keep my boat.....