How to Break Up Gracefully ????? - Page 3

nautiduck · 06-29-2008, 09:36 AM

Face to face in a public place it usually prevents the psycho reactions and if not it gives you other bodies to hide behind when she pulls the gun

The othe other option leads to them to come looking because they dont understand "we were perfect together" and its usually at a very inopportune time.

Ebbs · 06-29-2008, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cardinal Joe

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but what if she is a " Sicko Psycho Azzhole " , that is pretty hard to beat ????????? Cardinal Joe

Then you tell her it's time to bring another women into bed. If she says ok, suck it up for a few more weeks.

Deep C · 06-29-2008, 03:09 PM

Just scream the name of another girl at climax time during hot sex and it works... trust me...

Agitated88 · 06-29-2008, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Deep C

Just scream the name of another girl at climax time during hot sex and it works... trust me...

Can you say Loranna Bobbit???

Cardinal Joe · 06-29-2008, 05:31 PM

[quote=Agitated88;378010]Can you say Loranna Bobbit???

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There was a knife company , that was going to market " The Loanna Bobbit Edtion " but it never came to fruition !

Cardinal Joe

Deep C · 06-29-2008, 05:33 PM

Ok then... If that doesn't work tell her your wife just got paroled and will be back from Rahway any minute...

Hallnass282 · 06-29-2008, 11:43 PM

3 strikes your out as long as she didn't cheat.

My girl and I separated for like 3 months and I had a friend.
When My girl and I got back together my truck got keyed, headlights smashed and a thong hanging from my rearview mirror. My girl was pissed about the thong and laughed about the truck. I freaked about the truck but a 2 liter on dr. Pepper took care of her

capemaychef · 06-30-2008, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Hallnass282

3 strikes your out as long as she didn't cheat.

My girl and I separated for like 3 months and I had a friend.
When My girl and I got back together my truck got keyed, headlights smashed and a thong hanging from my rearview mirror. My girl was pissed about the thong and laughed about the truck. I freaked about the truck but a 2 liter on dr. Pepper took care of her

I swear to god that's a country song!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whowantstoknow · 06-30-2008, 08:47 AM

The best way to break up if its only been for a short time period, is cold turkey. maybe with a sorry ive been busy a week later......Now long term, a 3 hour flight back to your home town, and you shut your phone off for a week

...Nah im just joking. FACE TO FACE, if your through then you should have the guts to say it to their face.

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Originally Posted by LuckyLady

Depends on the situation and the azzhole behind it
3 Strikes your out works for me!

I agree its a case by case situation - If im in to ya, i might forgive ya....if your more of a hassle then i enjoy. youll never get me to pick up the phone again...ill smile at ya on the dock....but Peace. (its been fun)

i got the light switch too, i think all women need that in order to survive in our day and ages dating pool!!! I have a couple friends that let them selved get trampled on and then their heart is broken for weeks....Everyone is "THE ONE"......Its completely ridiculous.

Oh and you attract azzholes???...i attract old men and drunks!

......I think weve been hanging around fisherman way to much

....

000's · 06-30-2008, 09:36 AM

Lucky lady,dont feel like the lone ranger you said you have an Azzhole magnet,well I have the crazy chick magnet.Ready to give up on women,all I ever get is what the hell you mean you got a trip ,I thought we would spend the day with each other,and you all know the rest of the story,chit always so difficult.I better stop dont need to get started on this subject.

06-29-2008, 03:09 PM	#23
Deep C Master of all things wet Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Plywood State Posts: 11,046 Credits: 8,451.9 Boat: Several Home Port: Palm Beach Best Catch: Mrs Deep Occupation: Killin Stuff	Just scream the name of another girl at climax time during hot sex and it works... trust me... __________________ C Gull 20' Aquasprt: Florida Deep C 27'Albemarle: Florida/ Bahamas Mirage 23' Contender: New Jersey Mirage 31' Contender: Florida Mirage 43' Viking: New Jersey, Bahamas http://www.sportfishermen.com/deepc/

06-29-2008, 05:33 PM	#26
Deep C Master of all things wet Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Plywood State Posts: 11,046 Credits: 8,451.9 Boat: Several Home Port: Palm Beach Best Catch: Mrs Deep Occupation: Killin Stuff	Ok then... If that doesn't work tell her your wife just got paroled and will be back from Rahway any minute... __________________ C Gull 20' Aquasprt: Florida Deep C 27'Albemarle: Florida/ Bahamas Mirage 23' Contender: New Jersey Mirage 31' Contender: Florida Mirage 43' Viking: New Jersey, Bahamas http://www.sportfishermen.com/deepc/

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06-29-2008, 09:36 AM	#21
nautiduck Anthony's Ark is a blowboater Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Rock Hill Posts: 320 Credits: 1,476.8 Boat: looking Best Catch: Duckie Occupation: Project management	Face to face in a public place it usually prevents the psycho reactions and if not it gives you other bodies to hide behind when she pulls the gun The othe other option leads to them to come looking because they dont understand "we were perfect together" and its usually at a very inopportune time.

06-29-2008, 11:43 PM	#27
Hallnass282 Anthony's Ark is a blowboater Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 277 Credits: 1,440.2	3 strikes your out as long as she didn't cheat. My girl and I separated for like 3 months and I had a friend. When My girl and I got back together my truck got keyed, headlights smashed and a thong hanging from my rearview mirror. My girl was pissed about the thong and laughed about the truck. I freaked about the truck but a 2 liter on dr. Pepper took care of her

06-30-2008, 09:36 AM	#30
000's Anthony's Ark is a blowboater Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Richmond Posts: 286 Credits: 1,372.5 Boat: Margaritaville II Home Port: Va Beach va Best Catch: 500-550 Blue fin Occupation: Realtor ,Charter Boat Capt.	Lucky lady,dont feel like the lone ranger you said you have an Azzhole magnet,well I have the crazy chick magnet.Ready to give up on women,all I ever get is what the hell you mean you got a trip ,I thought we would spend the day with each other,and you all know the rest of the story,chit always so difficult.I better stop dont need to get started on this subject.