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Horse in a bar joke.
This travelling salesman stops in a bar after he is done selling for the day.
Just lookin for a cold beer and a little peace.
Looks over and theres a horse in the corner with a sign around it's neck.
Sign says If you can make me laugh you get a $1,000.
So. he asks the bartender about it and the bartender says yeh, thats right, Cost ya 2 bucks and if ya make him laugh ya get a $1,000.
Salesman walks over and whispers in the horses ear.
Damn if that horse didn't just about split a gut laughin.
Bartender Pays up, Salesman goes about his business.
A week later the Salesman happens to be in the same area so he stops for a beer.
The horse is still laughin but he has a new sign.
Sign says, If you can make this horse stop laughin you get a $1,000.
Salesman pays his $2.00, walks over to the horse, whispers in his ear, Shows him somethin and the horse starts cryin.
Bartender pays him the $1,000 but asks what did you say to that horse ?
Salesman said
First time I told him my johnson was bigger than his.
This time I showed him.
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Originally Posted by Tenacious
