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    His and Hers Diary's

    HER DIARY:


    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
    meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all
    day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
    but he made no comment on it.

    Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
    so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what
    was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he
    was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
    and not to worry about it.

    On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
    kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't
    say, "I love you, too".

    When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he
    wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and
    watched TV.

    He continued to seem distant and absent.

    Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
    minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
    caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
    his thoughts were somewhere else.


    He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that
    his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.





    HIS DIARY:

    Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out, at least I got laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryTurano View Post
    HER DIARY:


    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
    meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all
    day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
    but he made no comment on it.

    Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
    so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what
    was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he
    was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
    and not to worry about it.

    On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
    kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't
    say, "I love you, too".

    When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he
    wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and
    watched TV.

    He continued to seem distant and absent.

    Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
    minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
    caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
    his thoughts were somewhere else.


    He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that
    his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.





    HIS DIARY:

    Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out, at least I got laid.
    love it

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    that actually made me laugh out loud.

    Good one.

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    Told that Joke to the Family This a.m. at Breakfast...

    Quote Originally Posted by 92 feet down View Post
    ...to roaring laughter in response.

    We boat, therefore, we laugh.

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