Hilarious!!!

Surfergirl · 07-02-2009, 10:04 PM

This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!

A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'

She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,

'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'

which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?' ! ;

In a huff, the woman says,

'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!'

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

oldmud · 07-02-2009, 10:19 PM

my kind of girl !!

Deep C · 07-02-2009, 10:22 PM

Girlie! Thats two in a row... Don't you have something to cook?

Surfergirl · 07-02-2009, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deep C

Girlie! Thats two in a row... Don't you have something to cook?

I'm on a roll.. It's the heat I have been working in.. it's gone to my head..

La Gringa · 07-03-2009, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surfergirl

I'm on a roll.. It's the heat I have been working in.. it's gone to my head..

Keep on rollin'...!!!

Reel Fanatic · 07-04-2009, 09:08 AM

It just goes to show you the sorry state of affairs that customer service is in these days...someone should have pinched her nipples!

07-02-2009, 10:04 PM	#1
Surfergirl I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Morehead city area Posts: 1,175 Credits: 12,085.8 Home Port: Harkers Island, NC Best Catch: Waterdamage Occupation: Yacht detailer, Private Chef Blog Entries: 3	Hilarious!!! This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!! A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!' The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?' She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams, 'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!' which begins to draw an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?' ! ; In a huff, the woman says, *'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!'* The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!! __________________ Land & Sea Services LLC Diane's Yacht Detailing full service detailing and yacht maintenance 252-916-6338 Well, hell, if you're gonna do it, do it! Advertise on sportfishermen.com

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07-02-2009, 10:19 PM	#2
oldmud Crab mustard is good Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bath,Maine Posts: 848 Credits: 2,244.1 Occupation: retired/boat builder/tuna fisherman	my kind of girl !!

07-02-2009, 10:22 PM	#3
Deep C Master of all things wet Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Plywood State Posts: 13,730 Credits: 43,544.6 Boat: Several Home Port: Palm Beach Best Catch: Mrs Deep Occupation: Killin Stuff	Girlie! Thats two in a row... Don't you have something to cook?

07-04-2009, 09:08 AM	#6
Reel Fanatic Crab mustard is good Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 712 Credits: 2,538.8 Boat: Grady White 25 Trophy that sits on the hill Home Port: Emerald Isle, NC Best Catch: My lovely wife Occupation: Dental equipment sales and repair	It just goes to show you the sorry state of affairs that customer service is in these days...someone should have pinched her nipples!