Hey Gringo/Gringa

[clt_capt]

Kinda ironic:

There are very few personal problems that cannot be resolved with the proper application of high explosives.

Bird Guano was uses as the basis for TNT for quite a while...

[Mike Boehler]

Call the authorities? WHAT authorities? Ha ha ha ha ha ha....you got me to laughing pretty good with that one.

To understand, for example, why that is funny...consider that the International Airport here does not have a radar.

The police have a radar, or they did three years ago. One radar. I am not aware that they ever caught a speeder with it.

The authority on Middle Caicos is named Brody. He's pretty cool.

Thats Brody, the authority on Middle Caicos, on the right. TRYING to look serious for some silly reason. But we all were.
Now, as to calling him, well...not sure what I would actually tell him. Or what he would do with that information.

Authorities? We don't needs no steenkin' authorities!

Aw Come on, heres a TCI chap thats proud of his colors...

[Gringo]

Yep, but try calling them from Middle Caicos to report a UFO...

[neilinov]

Next thing you know you will be followed by black helicopters Run Gringo Run!