The Henry David Thorough of boat buying a World Cat boat

[worldcat lemon]

There once was a good guy named Jack,
made a mistake and bought a World Cat.
Each day he went fishin, was constantly wishin,
he'd never screwed up and bought THAT!

The sun would go up, and then would sink down,
he worked on it til he was bloody,
friends would stop by and laugh til they'd cry,
somehow he could not keep it running.

Praying each day for hours on end,
to every god known he could find,
his wife found a new love and left him behind,
his boat crap would World Cat defend.

Finally one day he found a strong rope,
tied one end to a semi truck,
the other attached to the boat of his dreams,
it finally was gone, a deal that gone wrong, the boat floats like an old hockey puck.

Good riddins he thought for what he had bought,
another World Cat he never will buy,
Lisa at Town Creek had suckered him dry,
but he sleeps at night as he ought............good now!

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Have I ever mentioned that my World Cat boat was an absolute piece of floating fodder?
Seems I might have mentioned it somewhere, maybe 39k hits ago?

[JOHN LAMOUR]

There once was a good guy named Jack,
made a mistake and bought a World Cat.
Each day he went fishin, was constantly wishin,
he'd never screwed up and bought THAT!

The sun would go up, and then would sink down,
he worked on it til he was bloody,
friends would stop by and laugh til they'd cry,
somehow he could not keep it running.

Praying each day for hours on end,
to every god known he could find,
his wife found a new love and left him behind,
his boat crap would World Cat defend.

Finally one day he found a strong rope,
tied one end to a semi truck,
the other attached to the boat of his dreams,
it finally was gone, a deal that gone wrong, the boat floats like an old hockey puck.

Good riddins he thought for what he had bought,
another World Cat he never will buy,
Lisa at Town Creek had suckered him dry,
but he sleeps at night as he ought............good now!

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Have I ever mentioned that my World Cat boat was an absolute piece of floating fodder?
Seems I might have mentioned it somewhere, maybe 39k hits ago?

soooooooooooo, what you're saying about these boats --------










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[Big Fish Billy]

I was thinking of getting one.....I don't know now.........

[worldcat lemon]

Very simple, buy one of these boats and you will have the ultimate divorce experience without actually losing your wife.

I have become the Mother Theresa of boat buying. The Dr Phil of counselling for guys stuck with their World Cat diesel piece of monkey dung. The Jack Kevorkian for guys who buy one of these boats. The Dr. Drew for treating Erectile Dysfunction caused by depression from ever owning a World Cat boat like mine.

My son says "buy a World Cat and you will never go fishing again". Unhappy World Cat boat owners.

[mvsusaf]

It is Henry David Thoreau!

[worldcat lemon]

my poem sums up my World Cat ownership and the company behind the curtain. I don't want to denegrate the good name of a great poet by my poetic example of a worthless boat manufacturer, in my opinion.

In some small way, poetry is an extension of one's life experience. My next peom is about a guy named "Brown". What words rhyme with Brown??

Help me out here guys. I need words that rhyme with Brown, Phyllis, Alley, and Tulevech.

[worldcat lemon]

my poem sums up my World Cat ownership and the company behind the curtain. I don't want to denegrate the good name of a great poet by my poetic example of a worthless boat manufacturer, in my opinion.

In some small way, poetry is an extension of one's life experience. My next peom is about a guy named "Brown". What words rhyme with Brown??

Help me out here guys. I need words that rhyme with Brown, Phyllis, Alley, and Tulevech.

Brown, Phyllis, Alley, Tulevech. I really need help here fella's. Would anyone like to contribute a line to a new poem?

Dead poet's society...."we all have a verse"

[Big Fish Billy]

Brown, Phyllis, Alley, Tulevech. I really need help here fella's. Would anyone like to contribute a line to a new poem?

Dead poet's society...."we all have a verse"

"At a Creek called Town....."

"she reminds me of syphillis...."

"the troops they should rally...."

"stick out my neck...."

What happened to the new Scandal at Town Creek thread?

[worldcat lemon]

BFB, I think the new administrators deleted the thread. I would bet World Cat bought the site so they could delete threads that WC doesn't want people to see. This is how they keep people from knowing the truth about how they REALLY treat customers. The cost for the site was probably less than the cost of one boat so it's a cheap business deal.

Some interesting lines for some new poems

[marc2061]

This is all lemon jerky by lemon jerk off.Get a life ,a dog,a woman,just don't get anymore boats cause we can't take it again.