Help Please!!!!!!! FAST

[Tuna Taxi]

Good thing your Dad didn't have any nipple clamps, a$$ dildos, or c@@k rings laying around, or you'd really be in a world of hurt.

Just cut the damned hand off. Sounds like that would be a good remedy for past, present, and future predicaments.

[fmoore]

I went out with them on as shoefish said for shits and giggles. When I got home, I took a plastic toy handcuff key and drilled a hole in the middle and filed it until it was small enough to fit. Then I simply unlocked it. That was around 4:30. The hard part was finding the key in the first place. Randy@BayMarine-I shoot the police issue m-16 well it's actually an ar-15 I guess because it doesn't go full auto Haven't killed anyone yet. Just some woodchucks and squirrels.

[shoefish]

I went out with them on as shoefish said for shits and giggles. When I got home, I took a plastic toy handcuff key and drilled a hole in the middle and filed it until it was small enough to fit. Then I simply unlocked it. That was around 4:30. The hard part was finding the key in the first place. Randy@BayMarine-I shoot the police issue m-16 well it's actually an ar-15 I guess because it doesn't go full auto Haven't killed anyone yet. Just some woodchucks and squirrels.

So???? Did anyone say anything?

[flatbottom]

They probably are wondering how all the marks got on the doors in their home today

[fmoore]

I had my hand in my pocket most of the time but you should have seen the guy at the register when I bought some ice fishing jigs at Dick's. Better yet, there was only one register open you should have seen the faces on the people in line. PRICELESS But I saved the best for last I went with my friend to the place where they have all the reels in the glass cases and I asked the guy to see a Senator 114H. He handed it to me then took the reel and started reeling handcuffs and all. I started going on and on about how smooth it was and how I should get it for striper fishing. Best day in a long time!!

[POON MAN]

I had my hand in my pocket most of the time but you should have seen the guy at the register when I bought some ice fishing jigs at Dick's. Better yet, there was only one register open you should have seen the faces on the people in line. PRICELESS But I saved the best for last I went with my friend to the place where they have all the reels in the glass cases and I asked the guy to see a Senator 114H. He handed it to me then took the reel and started reeling handcuffs and all. I started going on and on about how smooth it was and how I should get it for striper fishing. Best day in a long time!!

Your too Much Dude

Shoefish LMAO

[shoefish]

I had my hand in my pocket most of the time but you should have seen the guy at the register when I bought some ice fishing jigs at Dick's. Better yet, there was only one register open you should have seen the faces on the people in line. PRICELESS But I saved the best for last I went with my friend to the place where they have all the reels in the glass cases and I asked the guy to see a Senator 114H. He handed it to me then took the reel and started reeling handcuffs and all. I started going on and on about how smooth it was and how I should get it for striper fishing. Best day in a long time!!

Nice job dude, that's some good hazing! Did anyone ask you about them?

[fmoore]

Nice job dude, that's some good hazing! Did anyone ask you about them

No but I was thinking of walking around downtown next weekend with them on me and another person asking people if they have a key. Maybe with girlfriend maybe with another guy I live in a pretty weird town if you know Keene at all. Theres a lot of weird people here. It would be great if I could get a secret camera or something lol I guess it turned out pretty good that I got locked in them. Go figure.

[Washashore]

Never ask a kid with handcuffs on if he got something off. Best regards,

Washashore