he he he

[Dave Sikorski]

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it around
in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until
he goes to bed in his drunken stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came
home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he
didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "I'm not really surprised. You see how much keeping your mouth
shut helps?"

[Squidnation]

Now thats funny. BUT I AM BORED AND COLD. COME ON D. GET YOUR **** TOGETHER AND LETS GO SOMEWHERE!!!!!

[Catcher's Mitt]

so true, so true.

[Kahi]

thinks you're not funny...I on the other hand...very