The Haircut

[clt_capt]

One Monday, a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from
you I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning there was a thank you
card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later on Tuesday, a cop came in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later on Wednesday, a college professor came in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The professor was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books such as "How To Improve Your Business and Becoming More Successful."

Then on Thursday, a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay the bill the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.

[hubris 1]

It also illustrates...... US....... Think about the idea that we elect congress to go to Washington to do what? Selfishly collect money for projects in their district. Until that concept changes, we are all going down the slippery slope beliveing what the govt tells us. We all need their help. We cant get by with out them, I too want my handout. So the joke is really on us you see. I like your joke, but it misses the point, and as long as it continues to miss the point, they continue to go to Washington with their hand out making us all feel better that they are working hard for us. Now Ill go a step further, Governor Blugovich if I got his name right isnt guilty of anything in my eye. He is just the man we are all going to lynch from a tree since we got a black president. Imagine that, He tried to do what? Trade something for something..........How does that change anything from what is going on now? We just always need a lynching. Only now were all gonna lynch a white guy. If I was a lawyer, I would take his case for free! I think they should make being a politician a part time job with no pay. Then the average guy would participate.

[Devious]

Acertain black President from the US went to China to improve trade ties. On his visit one of the Chinese dignatories took him to the lake of the ancestors.
The Chinaman skipped a small flat stone onto the lake and with every bounce of the stone on the water a different sound was heard from the lake, "Ching", "Wang" , "Yang", "Wong."

Intrigued by this, the unnamed president asked about the sounds the stone had made.

The Chinaman explained that on each bounce the lake would echo the names of his forefathers, his father eas "Ching!" etc.

Now curiosity got the better of this unnamed president, he picked up a Flat stone and skipped it onto the lake.

"Chim", "Pan", "Zee!" the lake echoed back.

Really upset with the lakes answer the unnamed president picked a large rock up and with the force of a great rage cast the rock into lake.

As the rock hit the water a loud "BA" was heard and as the splash went skywards it was echoed with a "BOON!"

[Reefraft]

Acertain black President from the US went to China to improve trade ties. On his visit one of the Chinese dignatories took him to the lake of the ancestors.
The Chinaman skipped a small flat stone onto the lake and with every bounce of the stone on the water a different sound was heard from the lake, "Ching", "Wang" , "Yang", "Wong."

Intrigued by this, the unnamed president asked about the sounds the stone had made.

The Chinaman explained that on each bounce the lake would echo the names of his forefathers, his father eas "Ching!" etc.

Now curiosity got the better of this unnamed president, he picked up a Flat stone and skipped it onto the lake.

"Chim", "Pan", "Zee!" the lake echoed back.

Really upset with the lakes answer the unnamed president picked a large rock up and with the force of a great rage cast the rock into lake.

As the rock hit the water a loud "BA" was heard and as the splash went skywards it was echoed with a "BOON!"

[Capt_John]

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[oceanmaniac]

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[Hatterized]

well Pelosi would not only want and expect the haircut.....BUT ALSO...a manicure, pedicure, facial, and a deep tissue massage thrown in for FREE.....

and of course she would take a oversized corp jet to fly back to California leaving us the taxpayers to pick up the tab....

[Devious]

Ah, the way of the politicians, corrupt all over the world. Capt John, Oceanmaniac....nothing really intended, I just thought that the joke was funny. By the way damn nice smilies!