Gun Shot Survivor

[Robja]

>> How's this for a gunshot survivor... Linda Burnett, 23,
> > a resident of San
> > Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there, went
> > to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
> >
> > Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
> > windows rolled up and
> > with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back
> > of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a
> > while became
> > concerned and walked over to the car.
> >
> > He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
> > looked very strange.
> >
> > He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she
> > had been shot in
> > the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in
> > for over an hour.
> >
> > The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
> > because the doors were
> > locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
> >
> >
> > When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad
> > of bread dough on
> > the back of her head.
> >
> > A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,
> > making a loud noise
> > that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
> > in the back of her
> > head.
> >
> > When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the
> > dough and
> > thought it was her brains.
> >
> > She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
> >
> > Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but
> > that could be
> > irrelevant.

[FXRScotty]

Werte they able to save her?

[Ultralite]

LMFAO!

[Questsportfishing]

seems she has no clue on what to do either...