Feed the Mayonaise to the Tuna.
This one goes to eleven.
Feed the Mayonaise to the Tuna.
This one goes to eleven.
Better Mel Brooks: Wait for the shake.
IE8 says this may be a phishing site....Well, DUH!!!!!!... Stupid jerks can't even spell fishing right.
Ah-ah,I know what you are thinking punk. Did he fire 6 shots or only 5. And to tell you the truth I have forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 magnum- the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?
Clint Eastwood- Dirty Harry
what you say? your talking to me all wrong. Thats the wrong tone. You do it again i stab you in the face with a soldering iron. (pause) Is that right? Does your mother sew? BOOM! get her to sew that!
Christopher Walken- in Joe Dirt
you'll shoot your eye out kid...
Christmas Story
Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a...
Goose: We!
Maverick: Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
Charlie: It's what?
Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man.
A few of my favorites...
"Losers always wine about doing their best. Winners go home and f@#k the prom queen" – The Rock
I am Jack’s colon
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My God . . . I haven't been fu**ed like that since grade school. – Fight Club
You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name. – Glengarry Glen Ross
We're gonna need a bigger boat!
"..we're not in Kansas anymore...." Dorothy to Toto -- Wizzard of Oz
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" Don Corleone to Michael -- Godfather
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.." Rick to Captain Renault -- Casablanca
"Captain it is I, Ensign Pulver; and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight" Ensign Pulver to the Captain -- Mr Rogers
Last edited by FishDancer; 07-01-2008 at 05:54 PM.