Fw: Grandpa



> A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch
> together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little
> boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"
>
> Grandpa replied, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy
> answered, "No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!" Grandpa said, "Then
> you're not man enough to have a beer."
>
> A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa,
> can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your pecker touch
> your ass?" The little boy answered "no," again. Grandpa said, "Then
> you're not man enough to have a cigar."
>
> A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and
> milk. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked, "Can your
> pecker touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah, my peck er can
> touch my ass!" The boy replied, "Then go F--- yourself! Grandma made
> these for me." Cardinal Joe