With your poise and thinly-veiled but occasionally penetrated (please, don't extrapolate, guys) feminist sophistocation are you or are your not the perfect Internet fisher-woman?

I vote that you are.

We'll never meet, by design. I'm the poorer of spirit for it. I think I would have really loved to have known you. You're the real deal.

But then, maybe in a certain distance-can-be good way I do know you. And, I'm the richer in spirit for it.

Oops. The champaign-a is showing through, I think. We got started today, graciously mind you, with a magnum of merlot at about 5 p.m. I'm certainly looking forward to midnight tomorrow.

The absolutely best of all best wishes to you LL. You're a dream.

Oh, are you one of Superman's girlfriends? All of them had those initials, you know.

LF