Go git'cha Momma

[krissi]

GO GIT'CHA MOMMA



A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in

a shopping mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were

strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost

everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that

could move apart and then slide back together again.



The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (having never seen an

Elevator before) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nothin' like

that in my whole life, I ain't got no idear what that is.



While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old

lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a

button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small

room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small

circular number above the walls light up sequentially.



They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the

numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up

again and a gorgeous, voluptuous, 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.



The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to

his son..........



'Boy.................. go git'cha Momma.............

[HOLWACHAGOT]

LMAO!
Holwachagot

[Big Fish Billy]

That's a good one...

[whowantstoknow]

funny!!!! Lmao

[Robja]

Nice one Krissi