Evertime I look at the words "Spreader Bars" the thought crosses my mind, "what kind of things could be named spreader bars other than fishing equipment?"

For example, they could be:
-something a proctologist might use to move the butt cheeks or offensive hair jungle prior to an examination.

-could be used for seperating mating dogs-

-for cleaning sweaty lowtide breasts-

-a support group for old prostitutes-

-how Obama gets Michelle out of the bathtub-


Maybe you could come up with some other examples?