>
> The ambitious coach of an eastern European nation's girls track
> team gives the squad steroids to help them out a bit. As a result,
> the team's performance soars! They win the county and state
> championships and are favored to win the Olympic competition
> easily, as long as they are not caught! So the coach tells them
> to be sure and tell him if anything happens that might get them
> caught.
>
> Gretel, a sixteen year old hurdler visits her coach and says,
> 'Coach, I have a problem. I'm starting to grow hair where I never
> had it before.'
>
> 'That shouldn't be much of a problem.' says her coach. 'Just shave
> it off. Where are you growing hair?'
>
> She replies, 'On my Nads.'