THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

[La Gringa]

I never said nuthin about a mistress...

I'll settle for La Gringa Suprema!

[clt_capt]

I'll settle for La Gringa Suprema!

[La Gringa]

LOL.... don't I WISH...!!!

[striper swiper]

They also have there own language and it is required that you understand and speak it if you desire to have a chance of defending yourself
Womanese also known as gibberish clearly spoken when the male ask's questions pertaining to but not limited to food, sex, and other recreational activities as answers with hiden meanings
Ex1 "Honey are you busy" This is said while you are reaching up behind the transmission to get the top bolt started/taken out to remove/rebuild or replace your transmission of your 10yr old truck you drive to provide a college edu for first born
Meaning: I'm feeling insecure will you give me a hug/kiss/ boink(If your under 25 and over 24 and 363 days)
Ex 2 "I love it when your friends come over to watch the game"
Meaning Just don't do it Please it ain't worth the trouble in future arguements
Ex3 D you think I'm fat,getting fat,look fat, and any other remotely similar questions
Meaning Usually she saw a classmate/room mate or any young wild thang that she felt/feels is a threat
Answer Best,Baby I wouldn't trade you for anything in the world i luv you more today than when we met
Good Honey you look Marvelous luv you gotta get to the club/marina/store gimme a kiss Whatever you do don't let them see your eyes
Good Go purchase a pair of Jeans for her 2 sizes too small In there head they think that you think she is a size 2,3,5,8 (don't go past 8 ever) and will either not eat or return them for the proper size!!!
The one thing you must never do is agree with them on this issue No Matter what you will pay dearly if you do
One way to combat these types of questions and stupid tasks they ask is this
ALWAYS reply Honey I'll do you that favor and pick up the kids/dry cleaning/MIL at the airport/bus station/train station/
This registers inside the 2 molecules that control the party place you want to play in When you want to play you don't even have to remind them of all the Favors that you did and she owes
Good Luck One word of Caution if they find out I didn't see/say/write/type/advise anyone of anything