Generic ****** names!

[reel action]

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also
called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for ******.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin,Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that ****** will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.


It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to thenames of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.

[HOLWACHAGOT]

Holwachagot

[Capt. Stu]

Mydixadryl

[fredhead]

To quote the father of Austin Powers:

"I took a ******, it stuck in me throat and I've had a stiff neck for hours."

[Ace1st]

I dont care who you are!! Thats FUNNY right there!!

[Ace1st]

Mycoxarox!!

[capt mack]

Thats some funny chit

[flatbottom]

do not wear tight jeans and pop the blue one

[Dobie1966]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[fredhead]

I also remember an episode of "Mad About You" where Paul had taken a ****** and then for some reason had to go out. Little old ladies were slapping him as he walked down the sidewalk.