Gatorade...A rant...

[N2theBlue]

gatorade is good....as long as you diulte it considerably. My cross country coach in high school used to mix up a batch of the powdered stuff at about 1/4 strength

[Bert Rodgers]

Anything that glows under a black light can't be good for you.

Bert

[Deep C]

16 hours of clorox, comet, steel wool and ajax and this is the best I can come up with...

[Bert Rodgers]

Stop it, you're scaring the kids.

Bert

[Deep C]

Could have been worse...

[mvsusaf]

Striper Swiper has the right idea. You might want to consider some bananas, orange juice or even a potassium pill for potassium replacement purposes.

[Deep C]

Wow! You did not just use the "B" word in front of me!

Now I gotta throw this computer away...

[Gringo]

gatorade..oh man. Just thinking of that stuff takes me back to two-a-day high school football workouts in August, just NW of Houston. Man, we looked forward to September just so we only had one workout a day and none on weekends. We drank that stuff by the gallon, luke warm. I still can't stand it. Used it to wash down the salt tablets they made us take.

I don't know about that moustache....kinda reminds me of that old joke for some reason.

You know, the one that starts out with the guy going to the doctor because part of his anatomy is discolored? You know that joke, right?

[hubris 1]

I think the moustache joke is this......Deep likes to broom clean before he mops. Thats disgusting, it aint the 80's........and you aint a **** star, shave it off. Facial hair is only something to hide behind..........not counting the towel you used.

[Deep C]

Hey now... The stash is part of what makes me Deep... It stays!

I woke up in Africa while camping with another part of my anatomy all red and swolen. Had to go see a Zulu witch doctor. He grabbed some bark and some roots, ground it up and had me apply. The red went right away... I was amazed that this bush man had cured it.
"Fantastic there chief! What was that"

"Lipstick remover..."