gas problem solved

[Squidnation]

Just got this from a buddy. pretty good idea

Two Proposals Worth Considering...


New Gas Plan....Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would have to come down as a result.


New Immigration Plan... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

[BrothaBob]

Just got this from a buddy. pretty good idea

Two Proposals Worth Considering...


New Gas Plan....Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would have to come down as a result.


New Immigration Plan... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

Ok, I normally wouldn't comment on a post like this being I am a bleeding heart / moderate liberal......but it kind of makes sense.......maybe they can teach them English while they are serving their new country. I am sure they would be quick to learn to say "Road Side Bomb" in English if they were in Iraq. Do you think they can come up with a way to make rice and beans in MRE's?

lol.......but then again......who would pick all the mushrooms?

[gottaflylee]

Now thats good!

[fish4bills]

Who would mow our lawns?

[jdkliesing]

I live a couple miles south of Houston Texas the problem is worse than most people see on tv I live with it every day driving home and to work rodregez, gomez, gonzales, trucking thats it, thats all you will see on the road. They say they do the jobs Americans dont want to do thats NOT correct they do those jobs at a price an American cant live on. There's a difference in how there culture lives and an average AMERICAN famly lives they are used to living with multiple family members under one roof theres no way I could do that. I have a good example of this truth one of my good friends is a firefighter mowing lawns is his job on the side he mowed my brotherinlaw's lawn and one day I passed by my brotherinlaws house to see 4 mexicans mowing it so I called him an asked why my GOOD FRIEND wasnt mowing it. HE SAYS AND I QUOTE THOSE GUYS DO IT 15.00's CHEAPER!!!!!
4 illegal's I was pissed this is one acre were talking here my friend is a one man AMERICAN FIREFIGHTER TRYING TO PAY HIS BILLS By busting his ass all day There is no way to compete with those people and their prices unless we AMERICANS again change are way of life to make another culture comfortable to be here.
Another thing, that wall is 50yrs to late.

[HOLWACHAGOT]

That's good Bill, real good! Even sounds like it would work. HOLWACHAGOT

[Rack and Reel]

lol thats how you git r done

[Stripersniper]

I love it. that is something that must be implemented right away. Our borders would be quiet and I would be paying 25 cents a gallon. LOL

[TROPHY SPORTFISHING]

We got enough people here its time to ship em back across the border i see them in my business alot most have no drivers license since my recycling business requires a valid id for someone to sell me scrap metals. That is scary i don't buy from them of course w/o id but ya think any of them have car insurance either. 2 people have been killed by mexicans w/o drivers license or insurance in accidents recently where i live that's just 2 there have been alot more most of them can't speak any english if ya want proof go to a wal-mart and just pay attention. I know we are all imagrants unless your american indian but we learned to adapt and fit into the american way not how u did it in mexico .GO HOME YOU DAMN BUNCH OF JOB STEALING NO INSURANCE CARRYING NON-TAX PAYING BASTARDS!!!

[seabass]

Ok, I normally wouldn't comment on a post like this being I am a bleeding heart / moderate liberal......but it kind of makes sense.......maybe they can teach them English while they are serving their new country. I am sure they would be quick to learn to say "Road Side Bomb" in English if they were in Iraq. Do you think they can come up with a way to make rice and beans in MRE's?

lol.......but then again......who would pick all the mushrooms?

Brotha , That aint right HMM Exactly Right !