Gas ???? Natural ??????? and chicks ??????

[lowtide]

This is probably a stupid question but what the hell, arent all my threads ???
My question -
As a guy [ a rather hot guy ] and I think I can speak for all other guys - we appreciate a good fart. If we are with our buddies we let em rip and we appreciate the stench that our ass omits. We love to smell our own gas, atleast I do. When we're under the blankets on a cold winters night and let a little bunny go, we, me throw the blanket over our head to assess the damage and usually get a chuckle but yet enjoy it.

Do chicks do this too ????? When a chick is driving in a car all by themselves, do they hold it in ???? or blast away ???? and do they sniff their own gas and quietly high five themselves ????

Lets here. BigFishBilly - your up first............

[Big Fish Billy]

The answer is yes...they do...but they always say "excuse me"......

[Dads Dream]

you guys crack me up!

[lowtide]

The answer is yes...they do...but they always say "excuse me"......

I remember when I was about 18, i was dating this girl, she blasted a SBD - I thought I was smelling someones trash can while making out in the alley. After looking around, not seeing any trash cans - It was then I realized what had happened, I was disgusted and appauled. How could a chick actually do this ??!!!!! I dumped her [ no pun intended ].

[Reel Fanatic]

Yes women emit odiferous emanations just as frequently as men. They just tend to be more discreet in how they release them. A woman will wait until she can float an air biscuit in complete seclusion or until she can puff one out that some poor unsuspecting guy will ultimately take the fall for it. It is not a well known fact but most silent-but-deadly farts are released by women.

[Hatterized]

LO LO...a song just for u.....let me guess....u go commando and always wear brownish color pants or shorts...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhmL_wSkBZQ

tis ok..i used to date a girl who had a vette with red interior.....and it was not a ON THE RAG top......

[Deep C]

I ran a thread on this topic in the secret place... I am a fond flatulator... Marking in my log highlights of well placed rips...

Memorable moments of unleashing ass thunder precious and cherrished. A highlight can be mere days old as was the case when the corned beef and cabage took hold just last Wednesday. Maybe it involved wet bathing suits and plastic seats in a Key Largo Burger King, letting fly, blaming friend and switching tables thirty years ago. Perhaps it was the one so bad that the cat woke from a sound sleep and started licking his ass as he was sure he just shat himself. Yes we cherish such memories.

Ahhhh but the question was whether or not wimmins hold the hearty sphincter blast in such high regard. Well some may appear to not. Then we have those who are more honest and comfortable in their skin. There was a time that Mrs. Deep would run to the ends of the earth to unleash a whisper. Two and a half decades of being my other half though have brought her up to speed. Today I get the covers pulled over my head with some regularity . Perhaps as payback for all the times I did it. Or perhaps because she has come in touch with her inner being...

[Asylum]

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it
could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever
been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMahons on Lake Street sharing that basket of
Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was
a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked
forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just
happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t
feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that
said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny,
not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I
did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my
uncle’s lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of
the time, but I don’t think anyone wins 100% of the time. That’s why they
call it “gambling”. I’m the last person to judge you for crapping your
pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other
hand, could have been a tad bit better…like when you’re not sitting on a
heated leather seat…
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more
than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in
fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.
I await your call,
Bruce

P.S. – If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

Original Craigslist Post

[lowtide]

Perhaps it was the one so bad that the cat woke from a sound sleep and started licking his ass as he was sure he just shat himself. .

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priceless !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big Jay]

Most of the chicks I date are on the starvation/diet coke diet. It's inevitable with all the greens they eat that at some point their ass will speak up. I welcome it. Makes me feel less of a neanderthal when I dutch oven her while she sleeps.