Funny - drunks perspective

[Neurodic]

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
>
>a woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
>A half-gallon of 2% milk,
>A carton of eggs,
>A quart of orange juice,
>A head of romaine lettuce,
>A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
>A 1 lb. package of bacon.
>
>As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
>standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
>cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
>calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this
>proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she
>was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw
>nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped
>off the drunk to her marital status.
>
>Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what,
>you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
>
>The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

[trollman]

thanks for a good lauff!

[cdail28590]

Thats some funny sh*t right ther, I don't care who you are.