Funny blond joke

[Bluewater Sportfishing]

Post up some more if ya got em!




THE SNOW PLOW

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and
wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation.
Remembering her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.
After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was ok with him. She could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Sears next.

[Stripersniper]

LMAO that's a good one!!!

[Chesney Land]

That is good. I have co-workers that are blondes. Ill def have to pass this along. too funny

[AdamM]

Funny as HELL!

[Fish Tale Charters]

That's good stuff!

[OCcaptain]

I've got to send that to all my blond friends.

[ifish4tuna]

I attended a party this past weekend.

After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an
attractive blond woman (standing alone) across the room.

When I approached and asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen". Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with, "That's a beautiful name. Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I
like most in the world - cars and men."

Then she asked, "What's your name?"

"Fishingtits," I replied.

[biffleg]

Now thats some funny chit!!! I'm off to forward it to a couple of people

[hotshot1]

how do you get blonde to change her mind?

blow in one ear.

how did the blonde turn on the lights after sex?

Open the car door

Blonde gets pulled over for speeding the cop comes up to the window and opens his zipper, The blonde says Another Breath alyzer test?


A blonde brunette and redhead were sitting in the vets office with their dogs , The brunette asks the blonde why she's hear , the blonde responds that everytime I bend down the dog jumps on my back and starts humping me, The redhead chimes in, so your here for a castration , the blonde responds no, to get his nails cut, he's leaving marks.

[flatbottom]

.............now thats some funny chit there