Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around
Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going.
'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too.. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other What does your
wife look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she's 24 yrs old, tall, with long blonde
hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight
white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
The old timer says.... . 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.
OK , true story. I was at a strip club some years ago, and the gal on stage had huge vagina lips hanging down. My buddy says....Wow...you see the meat curtains on her? Have you ever seen anything like that? I replied......Yeah.
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