Funniest email I ever got

[joeksr]

I'm sorry if you've seen this before but it may be the best internet joke i've gotten.

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and good ole american biker Dude are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', Sorry but thats all i'm allowed to give, says the Genie.
The Canadian farmer says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'
And I want to be there.
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can fly over it, dig under it or go around or thouugh it. it is impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.

[gottaflylee]

[dhauhn]

good one

[Questsportfishing]

that was old but the new twist makes so much sence...

[Captcrafton]

I like it!