Fun At The DOCK!

[CanyonRunnerMate]

also..for flags...try cutting the fish picture out of the flag and put it back up the rigger!

[WAHOONBOX]

NOW THIS THREAD IS GETTIN' GOOD!

I HAVE A TRUE ONE FOR YOU.............IT INVOLVES THE LEGENDARY "KENNY J#3333333" FROM THE HATTERAS AREA IN CAROLINA.........THERE , THE MATES DO NOT "TOLERATE ADJACENT CREWS LEAVING A BILLFISH FLAG OVERNITE MUCH LESS FOR WEEKS!!! WELL, KENNY J SHOWS UP EARLY ONE MORN TO FING 100 ROOFING NAILS DOTTING HIS BLUE MARLIN FLAG TO THE FINGER PIER..........

OKAY NOW......ONE MUST NOW KJ TO UNDERSTAND WHAT MAGNITUDE HE WILL GO TO FOR "PAYBACK" OR "RETURN FIRE" SO TO SPEAK..........

IN THE DARKNESS.......HE FORCES TWO 16 PENNY NAILS IN THRU HIS FEET ....THATS RIGHT ...HAMMERED TWO 16 PENNY NAILS THRU HIS FEET SECURELY TO THE DOCK AT THE BOARDING AREA OF THE CHARTER BOAT THAT ABUSED HIS FLAG.............HE THEN MADE A HOLE IN HIS HAMMER HAND BEFORE HE NAILED HIS LEFT HAND TO THE DOCK IN A CRUCIFIX POSITION!!!!!! DO YO SEE THE PICTURE HERE?..........NOW , HE HAS THE TASK OF NAILING THE LAST NAIL IN....BUT NEEDS ASSISTANCE........HE QUICKLY ASKS THE NEXT PASSERBY ARRIVING AT THE MARINA TO FINISH THE CRUCIFIX AND NAIL HIS ASS DOWN IN A TEE FORMATION!!!!............A RELUCTENT , BUT FINALLY GAME INDIVIDUAL FINALLY AGREED TO FINISH THE JOB!!!

WHEN THE ADJACENT CHARTER CREW ARRIVED ...THE CRAPOLA HIT THE FAN...THEIR PARTY WAS TOO SCARED TO BOARD THE BOAT...AND CANCELLED OUT!!!

THIS IS ONLY ONE OF THE MANY KENNY J.........SAGAS ETCHED IN MY MIND FOREVER

MARTY

[Off The Hook]

This one Isnt for the dock but man It gets them every time....Before your crew gets there open a can of sardines & put them In the fish box on top of the ice..After you gaff the first tuna put him In the box reach In & grab a sardine turn to your crew & say well this Is what there eating.Then put It In & chew It up....Mean I know but man Its funny to see the look on a rookies face...!

[eppefour]

Friends of mine had a guy fall asleep on the boat while trolling. The hooked a drywall bucket to the end of a line and let it rip. He woke up, raced for the line and they let him fight it for 20 minutes

[thetackletrap]

NOW THIS THREAD IS GETTIN' GOOD!

I HAVE A TRUE ONE FOR YOU.............IT INVOLVES THE LEGENDARY "KENNY J#3333333" FROM THE HATTERAS AREA IN CAROLINA.........THERE , THE MATES DO NOT "TOLERATE ADJACENT CREWS LEAVING A BILLFISH FLAG OVERNITE MUCH LESS FOR WEEKS!!! WELL, KENNY J SHOWS UP EARLY ONE MORN TO FING 100 ROOFING NAILS DOTTING HIS BLUE MARLIN FLAG TO THE FINGER PIER..........

OKAY NOW......ONE MUST NOW KJ TO UNDERSTAND WHAT MAGNITUDE HE WILL GO TO FOR "PAYBACK" OR "RETURN FIRE" SO TO SPEAK..........

IN THE DARKNESS.......HE FORCES TWO 16 PENNY NAILS IN THRU HIS FEET ....THATS RIGHT ...HAMMERED TWO 16 PENNY NAILS THRU HIS FEET SECURELY TO THE DOCK AT THE BOARDING AREA OF THE CHARTER BOAT THAT ABUSED HIS FLAG.............HE THEN MADE A HOLE IN HIS HAMMER HAND BEFORE HE NAILED HIS LEFT HAND TO THE DOCK IN A CRUCIFIX POSITION!!!!!! DO YO SEE THE PICTURE HERE?..........NOW , HE HAS THE TASK OF NAILING THE LAST NAIL IN....BUT NEEDS ASSISTANCE........HE QUICKLY ASKS THE NEXT PASSERBY ARRIVING AT THE MARINA TO FINISH THE CRUCIFIX AND NAIL HIS ASS DOWN IN A TEE FORMATION!!!!............A RELUCTENT , BUT FINALLY GAME INDIVIDUAL FINALLY AGREED TO FINISH THE JOB!!!

WHEN THE ADJACENT CHARTER CREW ARRIVED ...THE CRAPOLA HIT THE FAN...THEIR PARTY WAS TOO SCARED TO BOARD THE BOAT...AND CANCELLED OUT!!!

THIS IS ONLY ONE OF THE MANY KENNY J.........SAGAS ETCHED IN MY MIND FOREVER

MARTY

If theres a contest then this one wins for EXTREME Totaly nutts!

I do however remember a sea sick day about noon in Pirates Cove and having our buddy sleep off a weeks hangover from wind driven days to the raw bar, and then he was was suddenly awakened with a stinky butter in his mouth. Well needless to say he lost his hangover and yacked it all out off the back of the boat. Thanks for the memories MS!

[WAHOONBOX]

YEARS AGO I ACTUALLY HAD THE PARTY COME DOWN TO THE BOAT AROUND 8PM THE EVE PRIOR TO THEIR DAY OFFSHORE.......TWO GUYS WERE VERY EXCITED AND WANTED TO COME ABOARD AND CHECK THE RIG OUT...A THIRD GUY KEPT ASKING ME ABOUT THE WEATHER...........SAID HE WAS AFRAID HE MAY GET SICK...........FOR SIX MONTHS PEOPLE HAD BEEN TALKING UP SEA SICKNESS TO HIM...NOW HE WAS PETREFIED!!! I TRIED TO ASSURE HIM IT WAS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN...THAT WE WERE GOING TO BE TO BUSY WITH PULLAGE.....

SO, HE STEPPED ONTO THE GUNNEL , THEN DOWN ONTO THE GUNNEL STEP...........AND IMMMEDIATELY PUKED ALL OVER MY NECK AND ARM......THEN WENT TO THE DECK PUKING.......................WE WERE TIED UP AT THE FREAKING DOCK!!!!!!!!! WE HELPED HIM OFF THE BOAT ....I THROWED MY SHIRT OVERBOARD AND DOUCHED DOWN WITH SALT WATER WASH DOWN ,....

NEEDLESS TO SAY...........THE CHARTER WAS ONE SHY THE NEXT DAY

[pitch bait]

I can remeber a time during the Hatteras Offshore Open Wahoo was runnning the boat and me and the Beast were in the pit. All of sudden Wahoo is yelling "Bobby" "Bobby" mn looking all over my side flat lines teasers short and long riggers i dont see shit. I turn areond to see whats going on and our charters daughter pukes all over me from the bridge. I fished all day with that shirt on cause it was blowing about 30.


Any way a good trick is go in the fridge and get somones hogie, then take out the fixins and put a rubber worm in there then cover it back up that is always good for a laugh.

[KINGINDBAG]

now this is about the old man is the sea..........a very very good FRIEND of mine and the old man age 65 how my FRIEND and me and mack aka old man.plan on going to the stone, (big rock) the time to we pick to was 5.30am now it january but not to cold,were in a 25ft cc.now my FRIEND and me go to the beach tavern for the saturday night buffet........well after filling up on the buffet we hit the hay got to get up in 5hrs.well im woke up with mack banging on the door the next words i herd wasDAMM IT MY FRIEND SAID I HIT THE SNOOZZZZZZ now its 630am still at the house,well off we go to the stone........well we have to stop about 30min into the ride mack has it wewe.well lastnights buffet was rockn and rolling..off we go again now all the baits are rig and now running 30kt 3 to 4 ft seas,my FRIEND is now at the stone.lets put them out he said to me we put the baits out and 3 big bulls on at once.well i look of at my FRIEND and he is chuming well thats all it took for me now im chuming,the next 4hrs its chuming and killing the bulls one of the best days fo fishing i had we had over 30 dolphins all over 30lbs. THANKS MY FRIEND

[Chilli]

In Florida we epoxied $.85 worth of change to the finger pier. It was amazing to watch how many folks to stop mid stream when getting off the boat and "attempt" to pick it up... It got so regular we used to take bests as to which guy would turn out to be the sucker... Best $.85 I ever spent...

[Fishwithpenn]

we keep a big ol' vinyl record on the boat drill 4 times evenly spaced with a 4 way bridle and a egg sinkercrimed to one hole(a keel) when a charter guest falls asleep i hook this sucker on back the drag off with the clicker on,(the record pulls 20+ # drag, let him fight it from 300yds back yelling "I THINK THIS ONES GONNA BE A RECORD "............. ohh the faces