FRIES

Robja · 10-15-2009, 04:34 PM

Fred,

I heard somewhere you like blondes.

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nautiduck · 10-15-2009, 06:18 PM

She's perfect!!!! Where can I find one for the weekend? My wifes going out of town and its supposed to be cold this weekend, a guys gotta keep warm somehow.

clt_capt · 10-15-2009, 06:23 PM

Absolutely my kind of girl.

Not smart enough to run away from me

gottaflylee · 10-15-2009, 10:02 PM

Oh Me...

Hatterized · 10-15-2009, 10:32 PM

yup....just like oysters put lead in your pencil.....thats my kind of a happy meal......

clt_capt · 10-15-2009, 11:41 PM

A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying "Ehh... 23!". The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot three!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Stephanie". The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"

"Ohhh that!" replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'"

---------------

Fishing one day

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any," replied the first blonde.

"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden. "Take all the debris you want." And with that, he left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two. "Doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?"

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10-15-2009, 06:18 PM	#2
nautiduck I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Rock Hill SC (Charlotte) Posts: 1,272 Credits: 3,847.6 Best Catch: Duckie	She's perfect!!!! Where can I find one for the weekend? My wifes going out of town and its supposed to be cold this weekend, a guys gotta keep warm somehow.

10-15-2009, 06:23 PM	#3
clt_capt If Ignorance is bliss, Why aren't more people happy? Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Raleigh, MHC Posts: 5,951 Credits: 8,646.4 Boat: Luhrs 36 Home Port: MHC Occupation: Supporting my Tackle habit	Absolutely my kind of girl. Not smart enough to run away from me

10-15-2009, 10:32 PM	#5
Hatterized Crab mustard is good Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: college park, md Posts: 958 Credits: 3,117.9	yup....just like oysters put lead in your pencil.....thats my kind of a happy meal......

10-15-2009, 11:41 PM	#6
clt_capt If Ignorance is bliss, Why aren't more people happy? Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Raleigh, MHC Posts: 5,951 Credits: 8,646.4 Boat: Luhrs 36 Home Port: MHC Occupation: Supporting my Tackle habit	A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying "Ehh... 23!". The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?" The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot three!" This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?" The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Stephanie". The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?" "Ohhh that!" replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'" --------------- Fishing one day Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses." "We don't have any," replied the first blonde. "Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game Warden. "But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river." The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden. "Take all the debris you want." And with that, he left. As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two. "Doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?"