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Stop staring at my Avatar.
friendship
Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that
always sound good, but never actually come close to
reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really
speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot
revenge against the sorry ******* who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4 When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance
I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath. ..I pledge it till the end. "Why?" you may ask,
because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend
will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a
shovel.
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I think Admin is going to let me have this space
LMAO They are good ones. Thanks for the laugh.
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You have your ideology and I have mine!
That's Great! I actually know a couple crazy bastards that would have no prob bringin the shovel
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