Friday Morning Humor

[carom]

Woman Golfer
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, sh e want ed to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make you r husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman sai d, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down..

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder
than his wife

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.


Let them
continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humo

[fredhead]

It’s the Revolution in France, and the National Razor is in full use. One afternoon 3 men are brought to the square for the guillotine.
The first is a Priest. He is taken from the trundle up to the staging.
“Any last request, monsieur?” asks the executioner.
“Yes. I wish to die facing up, with heaven in my view.”
The Priest is placed on the guillotine face up, and the blade is released. Just inches before his neck, the blade stops.
The executioner, witnessing the miracle, immediately releases the Priest.
Next up is a drunkard.
“Any last request, monsieur?” asks the executioner.
“Yes. I wish to die facing up like the Priest. Maybe God will think I am the Priest and save me too.”
The drunkard is placed on the guillotine face up, and the blade is released. Just inches before his neck, the blade stops.
The executioner, aghast at witnessing another miracle, immediately releases the drunkard.
Finally the last is an engineer.
“Any last request, monsieur?” asks the executioner.
“Yes. I wish to die facing up, because I believe in the odds.”
The engineer is placed on the guillotine face up, and just before the blade is released he says “Oh, I see your problem.”