Florida state trooper

[John Rogers]

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
>> the
>> dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying
>> the
>> wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought
>> as
>> he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
>>
>> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue
>> lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
>> then
>> 120.
>>
>> Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled
>> over to await the trooper's arrival.
>>
>> Pulling in behind him, the tr ooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at
>> his
>> watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If
>> you
>> can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let
>> you
>> go."
>>
>> The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
>> Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
>>
>> "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper

[gradywhite273]

i got to remember that one

[shoefish]

Now that's a good one, thanks for sharing

[brandon558]

Damnnn

That was good...thanks!

[matey8941]

hahaha...thats a great one

[KEY-LIME-PIE]

That gets a good smile in the AM.....


Tom

[Fish Tales]

thats a good one