Florida Judge Ruling !!!!!!!!!!

[Cardinal Joe]

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:54 AM

Subject: Florida Judge Ruling



This is one of the best emails this year!! Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the judge! In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a judge.

After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case dismissed!' The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, 'Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such hol iday!'

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, 'Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!' The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists Just when might that holida y be, your Honor?'

The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!

Cardinal Joe

[Captain Michael Buffington]

i thought you were the **** king of south jersey or smewhere up there?? good luck changing your ways Dr. ****

Mike

[iguana1]

Joe

You really need to get familiar with Snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/atheist.asp

How many emails from Nigeria did you respond to before you figured that one out?

[floridadeckie]

whether its true or not, who cares? its still funny as hell, unless you are an atheist

[Cardinal Joe]

Joe

You really need to get familiar with Snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/atheist.asp

How many emails from Nigeria did you respond to before you figured that one out?

iguana1
Just seeing if you where asleep !!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew you wouldn't let this one go by without stating the facts ! you know for someone who doesn't like me , you sure do read all my !@#%%^&* posting ??????????? Cardinal Joe

[iguana1]

Joe,

I don't know you. I don't like some of your posts. Preselytizing bothers me. As does bulls&^t. Still, if you has a great deal on a 35-40 express with low hour Common Rails we could be friends.

[Cardinal Joe]

Joe,

I don't know you. I don't like some of your posts. Preselytizing bothers me. As does bulls&^t. Still, if you has a great deal on a 35-40 express with low hour Common Rails we could be friends.

I just sold my last Jersey Cape 36 in stock last week ! but I did also take in trade a 2005 - 40 ft Express on my 48ft Buddy Davis a few months ago ! I'll PM you ! Cardinal Joe

[Cardinal Joe]

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[iguana1]

Joe

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[Cardinal Joe]

Joe

That is a sweet boat. I am probably headed more in the out island or carolina classic direction as in any way I look at it I am not goign to be making much dough and diesel is gogin to be 5$