fishing or sex ?

[Miles Offshore]

Fishing or sex?
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I'd paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing.? I had to promise my wife that I'd build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy!?? I had to promise my wife that I'd remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to fish until they realized that the fourth guy hasn't said a word.? The first three guys asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.

What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I set my alarm for 5:30 am.? When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said, 'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said, "Wear sun-block."

[Ravens16]

SPF 50?

[Proheat]

LMAO!!!! Thats a good one...............and would probably work for me too!!

[Bog Monster]

set the alarm a bit earlier and that would definitely work in my hosue!

[BrothaBob]

so sun block is the new spermicide?

lol

[MikeFisher]

will start to use sunblock right now.

[Flattop]

Great story. One that I will use in the future, but I just heard the exact same story last Thursday in a bar in San Diego. What are the odds of that? Still very funny.

[MikeFisher]

the none on my better half always works is to take her with me fishing.
get it all that way.