Some great jokes here. I heard this one on a phesant hunting trip in South Dakota last week.

A guy was robbing a house late one night. Nobody was home and all the lights were off. The robber went very quietly into the study and found the safe behind the picture of the owner with a very large YFT. The robber had his mini maglite trained on the safe and was proceeding to work the dial when he heard a voice that said "Jesus is watching you". The stunned robber slowly scanned the room with the light. Standing 6 ft away was this doberman just standing there looking directly at him. The dog didn't make a noise or move. The robber slowly moved the light back to the safe and resumed his work. Once again the robber heard the voice say "Jesus is watching you". This time the robber was even more alarmed and once again scanned the room with the light. The doberman was still there frozen, looking right at him. He says "good dog" and then spys a macaw in a cage just over the dog. He says to himself "oh, it's just a bird" and resumes his work. Once again, he hears the voice "Jesus is watching you". He trains the light on the dog, still there, frozen, looking directly at him. Then on the bird and says "stupid bird, why don't you shut the f$#k up". He then goes back to his business. Finally he hears the voice say...


























"Sic um, Jesus"