Fishing is better than women....

[shoefish]

Here's some laughs for you all today...

When you go fishing and catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something....that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen, nor do they want to know how many other fish you've caught.

You can catch and release a fish- you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

You can catch a fish on a 20 cent night crawler... if you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

You can enjoy a beer while fishing

Fish don't ask you to protect your rod.

Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.


Shoe

[Chesney Land]

this is a great payback to all of those doggin' men jokes on here.
thanks

[Rack and Reel]

lol thats some pretty funny jokes. yea they got a lot of men hating jokes on us

[chum1up]

Shoe,
You are on a role, any more?

[Davedowneast]

If one has a reply of questionable appropriateness, should one submit it to Adm first and if so, how? Being new to this site, I don't want to get into trouble.

[Glenn W]

If one has a reply of questionable appropriateness, should one submit it to Adm first and if so, how? Being new to this site, I don't want to get into trouble.

If in doubt, ask Jer.---- also ask him about the "other" forum

[babalaza]

hehe cool stuff

found some

Girls vs boys.

Girls' English.

1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.
6."We need to talk." = I need to bit*h.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid mor*n.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

[Davedowneast]

When you catch a fish, you take it home and have it for dinner.

When you catch a woman, you...............nevermind that one won't work.

[sea scape]

Dave- Catch a woman? I wonder what kind of net that would require?

[sea scape]

Here's some laughs for you all today...

When you go fishing and catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something....that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen, nor do they want to know how many other fish you've caught.

You can catch and release a fish- you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

You can catch a fish on a 20 cent night crawler... if you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

You can enjoy a beer while fishing

Fish don't ask you to protect your rod.

Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.


Shoe

Those were pretty damn funny!