Favorite Movie one liners

[Captain Jay Kavanagh]

"cryin shame, folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy" - Better off Dead.

"Spalding, get your foot off the boat!" - Caddy Shack

"How Bout a Fresca?" Also Caddy Shack

[hunt4fish]

"One shot,One Kill" Sniper

"Get out the Gimp,The Gimp is sleeping,Well I guess you'll have to wake him" Pulp Fiction

If I want your opinion,I'll beat it out of you. Chuck Norris

When I get home,I'm gonna smack your momma in the mouth. Bandit(jackie Gleason)

I want some huspuppies Daddy. Bandit

[Bite Me]

The Duke, "Fill your hand you sonanbitch." True Grit

Brando, "Aw Charley, I could hve been somebody, I could have been a contender." On the Waterfront

Scott, " If we don't come back victorious, then let no man come back alive"
Patton.

[Bigeye10]

"You'll get nothing and like it "" Judge smails

[Reel Happy]

Ain't you going to bury him Josey?
Naah--Buzzards got to eat same as worms.

[Flyin By]

"Why is the rum always gone"

[chilly]

Duck or your be talkin out your ass.
we aint got no time for hush puppies.
Daddy, look at that alligator. That reminds me, i got to call your mother
you sounded much taller on the radio

Gleasons one liners from Smokey and the bandit were awesome

[pwake7]

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? ----Christmas Vacation


What are you looking at?
Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Shitter was full.

[Five4Fighting]

The price is wrong ***** - Happy Gilmore

[BTH284]

"look its the drunk piano player, he's so drunk he's probably seeing double"
........"well then, I've got two guns......one for each of ya"
Billy Bob Thorton as he hands the shotgun to Doc......"thank ya"
"My beefs not with you Holiday.........Oh I beg to differ sir'
-Tombstone

"1,2,3,4,5......Oswald was a --ssy" McMannis Usual suspects
"Give me the keys you cocksucker...WTF" Fennster- Usual Suspects


Dennis Quaid Wyatt Earp- "you can all kiss my rebel dick"


"your merely an errand boy sent here by grocery clerks to collect a bill" Col.
Kurtz

Robert Shaw - Jaws- "Tuna? Marlin? bit through this piano wire like this? Don't try and tell me my business boy"

"you do fish don't you Neil?" Craig Schieffer - A River runs through It.

"I don't Know....I like that ....Mr Hand am I going to pass this class? Gee Mr. Spicoli I don't know?" I am going to put this on my board for the rest of the class to see and give you full credit Mr. Spicoli............................well alright!"


"If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I would not be any more surprised than I am right now Eddie" - Clark G.

"Yo Johnson...I got a vehicle........................I'm gonna drown.........I am gonna paddle out here and drown..................and all your gonna find is this sh--ty old board" - Leroy the Masochist and Matt Johnson Big Wednesday

"you've got to be a stupid M--------ker to get fired on your day off!" - Friday

"you looking to become a pennologist......you looking to go back?" Deniro and Pacino - HEAT

"you think a rummy could shoot like that" - Islands in the Streams

"C'mon Vince we go pound him..........you took his stuff ...you pound him" North Shore

"we won't say kill, we say harvest, let me tell you what this is about, it's about things dying! It's kill!
Conservation? Conservation? Listen here.... come November 14 we aint conserving nothing! Them right there be in the potfodark, give me a break." - Straight Powder Phil Robertson