FAMOUS MOM & DAD ONE LINERS

[anthony]

Oh Lord, my dad has so many I can't remember them all. Here's a few....

...and if bullfrogs had wings they wouldn't bump their ass when they hop.

I'm gonna put something on you soap and water won't wash off.

Keep on and I'm going to give you something to cry about.

[erg153]

hahah. I got the "give you something to cry about" too.

[quackkilla76]

from my dad he still uses this to this day.....
"there is a differance between a big boy and a little man...."
he told me this when i was in high school and thought i could take i him....i had a change of heart real real quick

also this one was used alot "boy your as bad as a bull in a china shop" i broke alot of stuff due to not thinking sometimes

[Scooper]

As a teenager, I always had to have the last word (as most teenagers do...) well, one day I get into an exchange with my dad that just about sent him over edge, so as he's about lay well deserved whoopin' on my a$$ he says,

"You want the last word? You're gonna get it and its gonna be HELP!"

[Reefraft]

so you have an opinion!
opinions are like @asholes every body has one.
Get with the program.

[kitebuz]

My dad always liked to say:

"don't be a sheep"

&

"do you want to dig ditches all your life?"

[Flatdog]

Young lady are you sitting comfortably right now, try to do the same tomorrow night, as by the time I have finished you tonight ou will not sit comfortably for a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caliente]

After my first real drunk,I'm throwing up in the toilet,my father yells " If you cough up anything brown swallow it ,its you asshole!

[dunn6253]

You can't bullshit a bullshitter........That one is for sure, trust me.......

[whowantstoknow]

you sure as heell dont look sorry.....and the water works....arent working....

if i had a dollar for everytime i heard those lines i would in south america somewhere sittin pretty....