FAMOUS MOM & DAD ONE LINERS

[Questsportfishing]

just say .. "If God wanted you to be a billy goat he'd of given you horns"...

[Bioboy]

I just heard this one the other day and think it is classic:

"I refuse to enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed man."

[Team Boat Show Direct]

See this finger, see this thumb, see this fist...you better run!

[LuckyLady]

See this finger, see this thumb, see this fist...you better run!

Ha thats great. I know I have some more, I just need to remember them all.

[G-pop]

I can remember my Dad telling me----There is a lot more horses asses in this world than there are horses.

[HOT PURSUIT CHARTERS]

"If I want any sh*t from you, I'll squeeze your head."

[Flatdog]

Mum "I'll spank your bare butt till it bleeds butter milk"
It never did

[LuckyLady]

"If I want any sh*t from you, I'll squeeze your head."

We got that one too! More my brothers than me tho

[Parapapam]

Well to qoute myself.... I thought this was funny after I said it to my youngest son:

Junior, God gave us each special gifts. Your sense of humor and my ability to laugh at you may be the only gifts keeping you alive right now.....

I crack myself up.... hehehe

Mike

[striper swiper]

My grandfather had a bunch of them
Hey it's the wonder twins (my brother and I) wonder what he's doing and wonder where he's going
God gave you 2 eyes and 2 ears but only one mouth. was it because it twice as important or twice as hard to shut up!
This was said when I/we were suppose to be watching/listening to him show us how to something
Lastly when I was older I would hear on occasion when he was pissed at one of his kids Hey why don't we play a game of hide and go fux yourself or hey want a cup of shut the fux up