ENOUGH IS ENOUGH... CALLING DEEP C

WAHOONBOX · 10-24-2005, 12:39 PM

ONE RINGY DINGY....TWO RINGY DINGIES........

HELLO......a soft beautiful voice

IS THIS DEEP C'S RESIDENCE? THE 'BOX CALLIN...........i ask

WHOOOOO?...she asks

'BOX. ....WAHOONBOX.

GIVE HIM A BREAK WILL YA! HE'S BUSY RIGHT NOW......BUT .....IS THIS SOME KIND OF PRANKO-EL SICKO CALL MR WAHOOIN THE BOXEM OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS .............she says.

NO MAAM....................i comeback

"DON'T YOU HAVE A PROPER REEL NAME?"...........she blurts back deep c style

MAAM, ....THIS IS MY REEL NAME.....MY FRIENDS CALL ME 'BOX..........i reply

WELL I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO BOXES HERE SIR ,...BUT HE IS UP TO HIS A-HOLE AND ELBOWS IN BUBBLE WRAP AND LAMB CHOPS AT THE MOMENT!!! DON'T YOU KNOW ITS BLOWIN A FREAKING 'CANNE OUTSIDE! AND HIS DAUGHTER WANTS TO SNOOK FISH DISPITE THE 100 KNOTTER THATS RIPPIN US APART.

BEEEEEEPPPPP........dial tone sound..slams the phone down

HELLO? .......HELLO............(sheet!).....hell--oooooooooooooo..........PALEEESE......DON'T HANG UP!!! TELL HIM THE BOX IS CALLIN'!!!!!!!

I CAN LEAVE MY NUMBER IF YA LIKE.......252 808 0156

DEEP.....DEEP .......YOU THERE? ....................

I WONDER WHY SHE HUNG UP?

Capt-D · 10-24-2005, 12:46 PM

Thats Friggen Hillarous!! At least that means hes ok (at least as far as wilma goes).

-D

BrothaBob · 10-24-2005, 01:14 PM

Hey Wahoo......feel like prank calling Mrs. BrothaBob while your at it......

She worked an overnighter, got less than 3 hours sleep and is now home with a six year old that appears to have a sprained Ankle.....

cathod · 10-24-2005, 01:18 PM

I bet Deep is without power! Wilma has moved off but after looking at the projected paths of Wilma and Alpha...guess where they meet? Tuesday right off the coast from us! I keep seeing re-runs of the perfect storm in my mind

Sure hope that doesn't happen! Also rules out any off shore trips for the week! Now I just hope they both stay offshore! Wonder what Deep is going to do with all that food and bubblewrap!

WAHOONBOX · 10-24-2005, 01:28 PM

I DEMAND THAT THE NWS...THE NATIONAL HURRICANE SERVICE FIND A PROPER NAME FOR HURRICANES X,Y,Z

I REFUSE TO CALL THE NEXT BITCH ALPHA

WE HAVE BEEN TORTURED WITH SOME OF THE STUPIDEST NAMES FOR YEARS NOW AND NOW..

..NOW THEY CAN'T EVEN PROVIDE SOUTHEASTERN US OF A ...... A PROPER DEVASTATION NAME!!! THE HORROR!! I SENT IN MY CHOICE FOR THE XYZ CIRCULATIONS AND NO RESPONSE BACK

BUT FOR NOW.....STAND BY FOR AFTERNOON WITH ELVIS ...IN CONCERT ...HERE ON SPORTFISHEREMEN.COM....YOUR LEADER IN OUTDOOR DECK ENTERTAINMENT

Fish Tale Charters · 10-24-2005, 01:31 PM

BOX that was one of the best phone calls I heard about. If you need to talk you can call my house. My wife and I will talk to ya. I guess DEEP is OK if the wife answered the phone. Sounds like his hands were full.

Its our turn to deal with WILMA now. I'll be heading to the boat later today to put a extra line or two on her.

intruder · 10-24-2005, 04:23 PM

As of 2pm today, Capt. Joe reports that he spoke to Deep C and heard a large crash as something hit the roof. Some of the neighbors have structural damage to their homes. Just riding it out and hoping for minimal damage.

Why they hung up? They are originally from New Jersey!

BrothaBob · 10-24-2005, 04:54 PM

Probably horrible drivers as well.........

I wonder if they had trouble adapting to driving without Circles....MERGE! MERGE!!!

intruder · 10-24-2005, 05:27 PM

5 pm update. Deep C made it in one piece. The neighbors house didnt do too well. Now he can tie my boat down, 50 knot winds coming to NJ

snakeeyes · 10-24-2005, 05:52 PM

AT LEAST SOMEONE IN THIS FAMILY SEEMS NORMAL.

10-24-2005, 12:39 PM	#1
WAHOONBOX NOW BOOKING RUN-OFF Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: MOREHEAD CITY NC 28557 Posts: 19,254 Boat: WILD GOOSE - RUN-OFF- SEA SPLENDOUR Home Port: MOREHEAD CITY, NC Best Catch: PONEYTAIL Occupation: OFFSHORE MATE VIDEOGRAPHER	ENOUGH IS ENOUGH... CALLING DEEP C ONE RINGY DINGY....TWO RINGY DINGIES........ HELLO......a soft beautiful voice IS THIS DEEP C'S RESIDENCE? THE 'BOX CALLIN...........i ask WHOOOOO?...she asks 'BOX. ....WAHOONBOX. GIVE HIM A BREAK WILL YA! HE'S BUSY RIGHT NOW......BUT .....IS THIS SOME KIND OF PRANKO-EL SICKO CALL MR WAHOOIN THE BOXEM OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS .............she says. NO MAAM....................i comeback "DON'T YOU HAVE A PROPER REEL NAME?"...........she blurts back deep c style MAAM, ....THIS IS MY REEL NAME.....MY FRIENDS CALL ME 'BOX..........i reply WELL I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO BOXES HERE SIR ,...BUT HE IS UP TO HIS A-HOLE AND ELBOWS IN BUBBLE WRAP AND LAMB CHOPS AT THE MOMENT!!! DON'T YOU KNOW ITS BLOWIN A FREAKING 'CANNE OUTSIDE! AND HIS DAUGHTER WANTS TO SNOOK FISH DISPITE THE 100 KNOTTER THATS RIPPIN US APART. BEEEEEEPPPPP........dial tone sound..slams the phone down HELLO? .......HELLO............(sheet!).....hell--oooooooooooooo..........PALEEESE......DON'T HANG UP!!! TELL HIM THE BOX IS CALLIN'!!!!!!! I CAN LEAVE MY NUMBER IF YA LIKE.......252 808 0156 DEEP.....DEEP .......YOU THERE? .................... I WONDER WHY SHE HUNG UP? __________________ ADVERTISE now on SportFishermen.com - BANNER ADS

10-24-2005, 01:18 PM	#4
cathod Sit down Shut up And fish Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Norfolk Va. Posts: 457 Occupation: what job....I'm too busy fishing	Wilma and Alpha I bet Deep is without power! Wilma has moved off but after looking at the projected paths of Wilma and Alpha...guess where they meet? Tuesday right off the coast from us! I keep seeing re-runs of the perfect storm in my mind Sure hope that doesn't happen! Also rules out any off shore trips for the week! Now I just hope they both stay offshore! Wonder what Deep is going to do with all that food and bubblewrap!

10-24-2005, 01:28 PM	#5
WAHOONBOX NOW BOOKING RUN-OFF Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: MOREHEAD CITY NC 28557 Posts: 19,254 Boat: WILD GOOSE - RUN-OFF- SEA SPLENDOUR Home Port: MOREHEAD CITY, NC Best Catch: PONEYTAIL Occupation: OFFSHORE MATE VIDEOGRAPHER	ALPHA I DEMAND THAT THE NWS...THE NATIONAL HURRICANE SERVICE FIND A PROPER NAME FOR HURRICANES X,Y,Z I REFUSE TO CALL THE NEXT BITCH ALPHA WE HAVE BEEN TORTURED WITH SOME OF THE STUPIDEST NAMES FOR YEARS NOW AND NOW.. ..NOW THEY CAN'T EVEN PROVIDE SOUTHEASTERN US OF A ...... A PROPER DEVASTATION NAME!!! THE HORROR!! I SENT IN MY CHOICE FOR THE XYZ CIRCULATIONS AND NO RESPONSE BACK BUT FOR NOW.....STAND BY FOR AFTERNOON WITH ELVIS ...IN CONCERT ...HERE ON SPORTFISHEREMEN.COM....YOUR LEADER IN OUTDOOR DECK ENTERTAINMENT __________________ ADVERTISE now on SportFishermen.com - BANNER ADS Last edited by WAHOONBOX; 10-24-2005 at 11:47 PM. Reason: WHO CARES

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10-24-2005, 12:46 PM	#2
Capt-D You have your ideology and I have mine! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Severna Park, MD/OCMD Posts: 3,160 Best Catch: Mrs. Capt-D, Liam and Avery!	Thats Friggen Hillarous!! At least that means hes ok (at least as far as wilma goes). -D

10-24-2005, 01:14 PM	#3
BrothaBob Crab mustard is good Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Oxford, Pa. Posts: 940 Boat: No boat at this time.......shameful isn't it? Home Port: Cape May, NJ Best Catch: Mrs. BrothaBob of course..... Occupation: International Man of Mystery	Hey Wahoo......feel like prank calling Mrs. BrothaBob while your at it...... She worked an overnighter, got less than 3 hours sleep and is now home with a six year old that appears to have a sprained Ankle.....

10-24-2005, 01:31 PM	#6
Fish Tale Charters Crab mustard is good Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 785	BOX that was one of the best phone calls I heard about. If you need to talk you can call my house. My wife and I will talk to ya. I guess DEEP is OK if the wife answered the phone. Sounds like his hands were full. Its our turn to deal with WILMA now. I'll be heading to the boat later today to put a extra line or two on her.

10-24-2005, 04:23 PM	#7
intruder Stop staring at my Avatar. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Barnegat Light and Hillsdale New Jersey Posts: 362 Boat: 44 Southern Cross Home Port: Barnegat Light	As of 2pm today, Capt. Joe reports that he spoke to Deep C and heard a large crash as something hit the roof. Some of the neighbors have structural damage to their homes. Just riding it out and hoping for minimal damage. Why they hung up? They are originally from New Jersey!

10-24-2005, 04:54 PM	#8
BrothaBob Crab mustard is good Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Oxford, Pa. Posts: 940 Boat: No boat at this time.......shameful isn't it? Home Port: Cape May, NJ Best Catch: Mrs. BrothaBob of course..... Occupation: International Man of Mystery	Probably horrible drivers as well......... I wonder if they had trouble adapting to driving without Circles....MERGE! MERGE!!!

10-24-2005, 05:27 PM	#9
intruder Stop staring at my Avatar. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Barnegat Light and Hillsdale New Jersey Posts: 362 Boat: 44 Southern Cross Home Port: Barnegat Light	5 pm update. Deep C made it in one piece. The neighbors house didnt do too well. Now he can tie my boat down, 50 knot winds coming to NJ

10-24-2005, 05:52 PM	#10
snakeeyes Crab mustard is good Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: vineland,nj/breez-lee Posts: 782 Occupation: paying the bills so i can fish	AT LEAST SOMEONE IN THIS FAMILY SEEMS NORMAL.