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Old 10-24-2005, 12:39 PM   #1
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH... CALLING DEEP C

ONE RINGY DINGY....TWO RINGY DINGIES........

HELLO......a soft beautiful voice

IS THIS DEEP C'S RESIDENCE? THE 'BOX CALLIN...........i ask

WHOOOOO?...she asks

'BOX. ....WAHOONBOX.

GIVE HIM A BREAK WILL YA! HE'S BUSY RIGHT NOW......BUT .....IS THIS SOME KIND OF PRANKO-EL SICKO CALL MR WAHOOIN THE BOXEM OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS .............she says.

NO MAAM....................i comeback

"DON'T YOU HAVE A PROPER REEL NAME?"...........she blurts back deep c style

MAAM, ....THIS IS MY REEL NAME.....MY FRIENDS CALL ME 'BOX..........i reply

WELL I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO BOXES HERE SIR ,...BUT HE IS UP TO HIS A-HOLE AND ELBOWS IN BUBBLE WRAP AND LAMB CHOPS AT THE MOMENT!!! DON'T YOU KNOW ITS BLOWIN A FREAKING 'CANNE OUTSIDE! AND HIS DAUGHTER WANTS TO SNOOK FISH DISPITE THE 100 KNOTTER THATS RIPPIN US APART.

BEEEEEEPPPPP........dial tone sound..slams the phone down

HELLO? .......HELLO............(sheet!).....hell--oooooooooooooo..........PALEEESE......DON'T HANG UP!!! TELL HIM THE BOX IS CALLIN'!!!!!!!

I CAN LEAVE MY NUMBER IF YA LIKE.......252 808 0156


DEEP.....DEEP .......YOU THERE? ....................

I WONDER WHY SHE HUNG UP?
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Old 10-24-2005, 12:46 PM   #2
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Thats Friggen Hillarous!! At least that means hes ok (at least as far as wilma goes).

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Old 10-24-2005, 01:14 PM   #3
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Hey Wahoo......feel like prank calling Mrs. BrothaBob while your at it......

She worked an overnighter, got less than 3 hours sleep and is now home with a six year old that appears to have a sprained Ankle.....
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Old 10-24-2005, 01:18 PM   #4
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Wilma and Alpha

I bet Deep is without power! Wilma has moved off but after looking at the projected paths of Wilma and Alpha...guess where they meet? Tuesday right off the coast from us! I keep seeing re-runs of the perfect storm in my mind Sure hope that doesn't happen! Also rules out any off shore trips for the week! Now I just hope they both stay offshore! Wonder what Deep is going to do with all that food and bubblewrap!
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Old 10-24-2005, 01:28 PM   #5
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ALPHA

I DEMAND THAT THE NWS...THE NATIONAL HURRICANE SERVICE FIND A PROPER NAME FOR HURRICANES X,Y,Z

I REFUSE TO CALL THE NEXT BITCH ALPHA

WE HAVE BEEN TORTURED WITH SOME OF THE STUPIDEST NAMES FOR YEARS NOW AND NOW.. ..NOW THEY CAN'T EVEN PROVIDE SOUTHEASTERN US OF A ...... A PROPER DEVASTATION NAME!!! THE HORROR!! I SENT IN MY CHOICE FOR THE XYZ CIRCULATIONS AND NO RESPONSE BACK



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Old 10-24-2005, 01:31 PM   #6
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BOX that was one of the best phone calls I heard about. If you need to talk you can call my house. My wife and I will talk to ya. I guess DEEP is OK if the wife answered the phone. Sounds like his hands were full.

Its our turn to deal with WILMA now. I'll be heading to the boat later today to put a extra line or two on her.
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Old 10-24-2005, 04:23 PM   #7
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As of 2pm today, Capt. Joe reports that he spoke to Deep C and heard a large crash as something hit the roof. Some of the neighbors have structural damage to their homes. Just riding it out and hoping for minimal damage.

Why they hung up? They are originally from New Jersey!
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Old 10-24-2005, 04:54 PM   #8
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Probably horrible drivers as well.........

I wonder if they had trouble adapting to driving without Circles....MERGE! MERGE!!!
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Old 10-24-2005, 05:27 PM   #9
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5 pm update. Deep C made it in one piece. The neighbors house didnt do too well. Now he can tie my boat down, 50 knot winds coming to NJ
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Old 10-24-2005, 05:52 PM   #10
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AT LEAST SOMEONE IN THIS FAMILY SEEMS NORMAL.
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