A young kid from Maine moves to Florida and has a job interview with a large everything under one roof department store. The manager says, "do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah, I was a salesman back in Maine!"

Well, the boss kinda liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow and I'll come see you at the end of your first day and see how you did."

His first day was a little hectic as all first days are but he made it through. And as the doors were being locked up at the end of the day the boss came over to him and asked "how many customers bought something from you today?" The young man says proudly, "ONE!" The boss sternly says, "one? Our salesman average 20 to 30 sales a day! How much was the sale for?"

The young man says with and even louder and prouder tone, "$101,237.65"

The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" Not believing it for a second.

Well the kid says "first I sold him a small fish hook, then I sold him a medium fish hook, then I sold him an even larger fish hook. After that I sold him a new fishing rod. Next I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told him he would need a boat down there. So we went downstairs to the boat department and I sold him a new Hydra Sport center console with twin Yamahas. So when he pulled around back to hook up his new boat I told him there was no way his Honda civic would pull it so I took him back inside the showroom and sold him that 4x4 Expedition!

Completely baffled, the boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him three hooks, a fishing rod, a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid calmly said "no, the guy actually came in here to buy tampons for his wife and I said, DUDE, YOUR WEEKEND IS SHOT,....YOU SHOULD GO FISHING!!!!!"