Embarrassing

[seabass]

Pesky Erection
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my thing to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."

[#1Gaffman]

Maybe im just dum here bass but

[gofshn]

keep pedaling man, your mind will catch up sooner or later!

[Reel Jule]

they can only get better

[Peter Mancuso]

Man you have a million jokes in your bag.
What are you a stand up comic or something?

[JOE_DIRT]

Maybe im just dum here bass but

He taped his pecker to his leg - it got hard - his leg straightened out