Dumb things you did as a kid

[La Gringa]

I take that as a compliment.
Are you sure that you dont have a crush on me ??
You always seem to respond to my posts regardless of where they are posted and now the compliment.
Just say it already !!!! I bet you're thinking right now, wow !!! I just want to kiss him one time..... Sorry, I cant, you're married, maybe in another lifetime.
Or maybe you feel that we just have a special bond ?? Maybe, just maybe in a past life we were animals and we were of the same species ???? Im thinking deer tics.
Well enough of me rambling and you should get your starried eyes back to work.

um... i don't think sooo...!!!

[clt_capt]

one time at band camp...

A chunk of sodium does interesting things when flushed down a toilet...

[Bird Dog]

a bottle of ammonium nitrate + a rifle = one hell of a bomb

[fowlscay]

Well I had a similar chemical lesson way back when I was a kid at the Annapolis boat show ( 2 years ago ) when I was staying at Yacht Basin on a boat that I had run up there that day . I decided to take a piss in the middle of the nite on top of about 1,2 gal of bleach that I had put in the head that morning .... well the lesson learned was instant mustard gas !!! I had to stand out in the cockpit for about 2 hrs before it was safe enough to go back in the boat all because i was a dumb ass !!
Tommy

[ejstenger]

When I was in High School I and a couple of others made an elementary kid pee on a steam radiator in the rest room and Yeah! they evacuated the whole school and called the fire department.

[gulfstream2gulfcoast]

Somehow my buddy scored a key to the gym at my high school, about 3 weeks before we were supposed to graduate. This came in handy because at about this time the mullet were running like crazy in the canals around our town. Seriously, one net throw and you had 100 easy. So me and some of the other kids who fish at our school went down one night and filled the beds of our trucks with thousands of mullet, then went to the school. We then opened the double doors and one by one drove in, hauled ass in reverse then slammed on the brakes and out went the mullet, all on the gym floor. We all had teachers waiting in our parking spots the next day, I guess wearing fishing tshirts everyday and fish stickers plastered all over my truck didnt help keep it anonymous... we were all brought to the principals office right then. All of us had big smiles on because we knew the principal had a 31 contender so we were hoping he would cut us some slack. He was cool about it and said he thought it was hilarious... we still had to clean it up and got suspended for 5 days... but damn it was worth it... we will always be proud of our reputation of the Master Baiters

[Hallnass282]

I was a sophmore and Gus was a senior. He got a brand new dodge 2500 cummins powered for Christmas. He always had something for me, I don't know if it was because he was jealous I built my truck or went to mudbogs and truck pulls but he was always an ass to me. One day I left my wheel turned and dumbass gets a crowd together and says he's gonna climb my tire. He's got stock 35 inch street tires and I got severly grooved and cut 44 inch super swampers. From what I hear he did a fine job getting up there but when he put it in park my truck popped into neutral and it caused his truck to come down. Destroyed the sides of both our trucks. By that time I was there and going for a lug wrench. My buddies stopped me so I went after the prick with fists. I took him to the ground and beat him to a bloody pulp. His brother kicked me in the head and that's what stopped me. I honestly thought I had killed him ... His eyes rolled, it was scary. We both got arrested and booted from school for 10 days. His dad dropped the charges on me and paid for me to fix my truck myself ... Handed me 4 grand cash.

Not only did I embarass the hell out of him, I got to git rid of that 6 speed tranny. Oh and his sister was great in bed

[Baydivot]

well im still a kid but in second grade i had my buddy over after school and we decided to go over to a bamboo forest across the street. Now the man who lived across the street was a vietnam vet. who had brought a bamboo seed back and planted it behind his house. well i decided to grab a lighter and some firecrackers before we went. well we ran out of firecrackers and i decided to light a couple of leaves on fire. well of course the guy who lived there dumped all of his leaves and grass clippings back there so i stomped out the leaves or i thought i did and the pile of leaves no more than 10 feet away caught some of the embers. of course it was a warm day and everything was really dry. so this whole pile that was pretty big went up real quick. Ran back home freaking out and of course my neighbors had already called the fire department while my dad was back there with a garden hose but it was to late for that. so the fire department got there and out it out and started questioning me and of course i started making up stupid things and i guess they thought that it was only a little bamboo forest so they didnt get me into any trouble for the 1/4 acre i had burned down but i was pretty excited when i thought that nobody knew i did it until i heard my mom telling people at christmas a few years later.

[brad regan 01]

the works(the toilet cleaner) plus balled up tin foil in a bottle makes a nice little bomb