A pirate stumbles into a bar with the ships wheel sticking out of the crotch of his pants. He says to the barkeep "Twas a rough night I'll have some hair of the dog that bit me". The barkeep looks at the pirate and says "I dont mean mean to pry but whats with the giant steering wheel?" The Pirate says" Aaarrgghhh!!! dont know, but its driving me nuts!!!"