Dr Deep Seeks Help

[Deep C]

Seems Scotty our muscle bound law man was dipping into the finger food mahi and conch we're chowing down on. One of the sauces I use is a super hot habanero extract rated at a few million btus. Makes tabasco look like mayonaise for mildness. The shit is hot.
Well a six pack of Kalik Gold had his bilge pump working ot and he has some sauce on his fingers... To make a long story short his Johnson is on fire and can't seem to put it out...
He's rolling around in the sand and is glowing in the dark doing a bit of . Any suggestions...CO2 abc extinguisher did nothing and water seemed to make it worse...

[B.C.]

Do you have a video camera?

[Deep C]

Got a vid but you don't want to see this. He tried a shower but gravity still works in the bermuda triangle. Seems the sauce from hell has now traversed the taint into the hershey highway...
Updates will come as soon as the cloud of smoke subsides...

[flatbottom]

wrap it in ice It will not be a Johnson after that. The ice will reduce it to JO

[blackwell50]

pour milk on it then dab it off with a paper towell.He also should not give it to much attention for a few days.

[Deep C]

This is too priceless... A 6'5" 300 pound nyc cop is on his knees swearing to all things holy a string of resolutions if the gods make the owie go away!

[B.C.]

Just cut if off

[B.C.]

How come your always around when this kind of stuff happens?

[flatbottom]

some how the word dab and a 6' 6" man seems funny. honey I am home. Where do we keep the box of dab ! in the hall closet

[Glenn W]

Ok noodle head (no pun intended). Pepper are hot due to acid. To neutralize an acid , use a base----- Baking soda. get a glass disovle some baking soda in water and let him have at it. it'll work--- been there done than with habineros burning my face off.