Don't know who it is, But I'd vote for him

[clt_capt]

I am running for president I'm running for president. Here is my platform...
After a careful review of the options for the up-coming election:

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.? HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language. Speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude.NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'WalMart' policy:'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' (3) When imports are again allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border.
(Six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin' in, you ain't getting' nuttin' out. Neither the president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis test and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you will be banned for life.

(8) Crime - There will be no more life sentences -- if you are convicted of a Capitol Offense, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim, gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed - Wheat -- The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress -- right after a prayer to God.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes, but a vote for me will get you better than what you have and better than what you're gonna get.

[giantfan]

Sounds like my kind of guy.

Where do we sign up.

[JAYBIRD]

The funny thing is, it is so simple and it probably would work.

[nautiduck]

#1 Without question
#2 Fair trade we'll by from you the same dollar amount you buy from us
#3 Where is number 3
#4 Retired military have already served their country you dont require them to do shit. Let the bums that have never served and those on welfare sit the fence we'll provide the training.
#5 Absolutely, with the exception of the truly dependent there are those born without the ability to care for themselves.
#6 For a limited time dependant on course of study and achievment.
#7 With a salary cap strait across the board if you want to leave the country to play somewhere else dont plan on coming back
#8 The judicial system will be rewritten to avoid dismissall by technicality if you incriminate yourself to damn bad if the evidence proves without a doubt your guilty then your guilty.
#9 see #2
#10 needs work America wouldnt be the greatest country on the planet if we didnt step up when needed. Thats what makes Americans who we are.
#11 The Pledge of Allegience followed by a moment of silence. I served my country so you can pray to whoever the hell you want or not thats your choice. Shove your God down my throat and I'll shove the barrel of my service rifle down yours. This country was founded by those trying to escape religous persecution lets not start it up again. It is one of the fundamental rights of every citizen.
#12 Absolutely.

Just so everyone knows the yous and yours are generic and not intended at any individual especially the author of the above. Just my views on what I think should happen.

[Cardinal Joe]

The funny thing is, it is so simple and it probably would work.

Ditto !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cardinal Joe

[KEY-LIME-PIE]

He has my vote!


Tom


ps.....Where is #3 ?????????

[Questsportfishing]

no hurt toes here, The worst thing in this world is confusion.

[seapower]

And all this time I thought I was the only one who felt that way

[clt_capt]

I am running for president I'm running for president. Here is my platform...
After a careful review of the options for the up-coming election:

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.? HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language. Speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude.NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'WalMart' policy:'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' (3) When imports are again allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border.
(Six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin' in, you ain't getting' nuttin' out. Neither the president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis test and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you will be banned for life.

(8) Crime - There will be no more life sentences -- if you are convicted of a Capitol Offense, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim, gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed - Wheat -- The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress -- right after a prayer to God.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes, but a vote for me will get you better than what you have and better than what you're gonna get.

#3 is there - Line wrap got me

#13 - Computers won't rule our lives....

[flatbottom]

peliso would have a field day with this guy. What is his stance on her? and the bus full of stooges??? How do we resolve the bickering and whining lifers in place now?


I like it.... sign me up !!!