That does it! I'm leaving!

[Deep C]

I can't take it any more. I don't care about no stinkin gale up there. The heat, the skeeters, and the estrogen around here are too much. The call of the Hudson is too strong to resist. Yes that's the "other woman" in my life right now.
I smell bambi burgers in my near future too. As its supposed to be a nor souer out of the eee wessss and the seas not fit for man nor beast on Monday my plan is to ride with my nitwit mate do some shaft slingin.
Then Tuesday. Look for me aboard Nauti Buoy steamin for the Hudson. I'll tap the tip, bang the elbow, go large on the letters, mash the mouth and squash em on the square. By Wednesday morn I want my crew looking like Carrie at the prom!
My puter may or may not work I dunno... So it could be a while before the Deep makes his posts... But they will come. They will be colorful. I promise...

Call me if you need me... 561-301-6309

[pitch bait]

Deep bring your thermals your not in Florida anymore its been cold in the morn. Good luck, look forward to hear from you. The 100 square has been hot.