Difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers

[BarryTurano]

A man,who worked away from home all week,
always made a special effort to be with his family
on the weekends.

Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year
old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for
some bonding time - just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold
and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his
wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs
to see her Grandfather.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'

'Oh yes, Papa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what?
We didn't see a single ass hole, dumb *******, dip shit
or horse's ass anywhere we went today!'

[Robja]

Good One