Democratic Convention

[seabass]

Just Released- Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:



7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.



7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.



7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship -- Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.



8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.



8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.



8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.



8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.



8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.



9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender -- French President Jacques Chirac



9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.



9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund



9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay . Sean Penn



9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton



9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



9:50 P.M . Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore



9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers by Howard Dean



10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad



11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet



11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals -- John Kerry



11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton



12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

[Murph]

[Glenn W]

Funny shit there, Seabass

and I'm a Democrat

[Murph]

Funny shit there, Seabass

and I'm a Democrat

a fine southern democrat at that

[HOLWACHAGOT]

Awesome post Seabass. HOLWACHAGOT.

[matey8941]

haha some funny shit there haha