Deeps Dumb Ass of the Day!!!

[Deep C]

My day was mediocre... I'm fighting half a cold. The weather sucks like it has for days now. I misplaced a tape I wanted to copy so I can store all my tapes away and get them out of my face... It wasn't a good start and I decided to get productive and makes something of my day.
I went to my factory and piddled around. Did some pouring skirting and grinding. Not the best thing for a head cold with all those fumes and dust but no biggie. I needed to take a run to the hardware store for some odds and ends so off I went.
I came to the inter section near my shop. There was a guy on a bike with the green light waiting to cross... I was in one of three lanes on the red light side. His light went red and ours went green. As the car in fronto me pulled out this guy on the bike took off in a dash right into his path! The car in front hit the brakes but couldn't completly stop and knocked the guy down.
He got up dusted him self off and flipped the bird to the guy in front of me. He gets back on his bike and takes off....
Wham!!!! right into the side of a van that was turning left!!! This guy greets the pavement the hard way again...
HE wasn't done!!!! He got back on, slid around the back side of the van he just hit through the blind spot and got nailed by a car turning on to our road!!!!
Running the red is dumb... Getting hit by car one is really stupid. To then slam into another shows beyond imaginable poor judgement but to carry on and get drilled a third time in thirty seconds shows me this guys grey matter is short of firing properly... I will say that I noticed he was dressed rather nicely. That might indicate he is used to being in a car rather than on bike. That would lead me to think that he's on a bike perhaps cause of a DUI... That might explain his driving habits... Still he earned it ... Deeps Dumb Ass of the Day Award...

[Reel Happy]

Love it! Some people never learn. Great story, good laugh for a day thats cold as......

[O-SEA-D]

LOL, now that is having a bad day.

[gradywhite273]

I was just trying to make it to the bar for happy hour, you know those wings go fast.

[PurpleCedarPlug]

I call those kind of people "Zipperheads"

[POON MAN]

Deep how do you find all these crazy people ????

I think you have written enough of these little stories to have a Vid Best of DEEP Bloopers !!!!

[Deep C]

Deep how do you find all these crazy people ????

I think you have written enough of these little stories to have a Vid Best of DEEP Bloopers !!!!

Just the joys of living in south Florida I guess...

Nobody's safe though... Hell, I win the title frequently... Like backing into a ceiling fan cord, thinking its a spider then trying to standing broad jump across a coffee table stacked high with magazines. Catch the pile and discovering that they are slick . As my ass blends in the little place between table and sofa and I am folded neatly in half, I have earned DAOTD status...

[FASTWATER]

Deep you forgot to mention that he probably came from North of the DMZ!!!PEACE

[tominator]

that made my day

[Ravens16]

Holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reminds me of some of the dreams I had when I lived in Ocean City!
Always thought a car would take me out!
Hilarious

Thanks Deep